Nothing al all to do with Forex or Trading

Here is a thought:
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat. Sorry!

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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.

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Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...

"What the hell was I thinking?"

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Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.

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How could two people as beautiful as you

have such an ugly baby?

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I've always wanted
to have someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..

I've changed my mind.

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I must admit,
you brought
Religion into my life.
Until I met you, ...


I never believed in Hell !!

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As the days go by,
I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.

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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.

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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia )

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Happy birthday!
You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!

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When we were together,
you always said
you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.

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We have been friends for a very long time ..

let's say we stop?

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I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.

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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?

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Your friends and I
wanted to do
something special
for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.

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So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side, ...

it's really good pay

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